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- Gobbling syndrome:
- You lay a fresh bowl of food at the boxer's feet and they
proceed to eat like there was no tomorrow! They don't lift their
head out of the bowl until the last drop is gone, and they usually
accomplish this in no time flat!
- Goobers (n); the slimy food that sticks on the Boxers'
mouth after eating; Goober (v):
- The act of sharing goobers with people's clothing, the furniture,
the walls, etc. [See Flug, Mooshie Juice]
- Green vapor; fart; silent but deadly:
- a foul smelling invisible cloud that takes over an entire
area and has been known to cause evacuations, usually occurs
after a meal; lethal vapors; being able to clear a room out faster
than a fire drill.
- Gremlin look:
- floppy ears and loose jowels and half-closed eyes looking
so innocently at us.
- Ground colour:
- the dominant color that can be seen in the 'background'. eg) in a brindle boxer, the ground color is fawn.
- Groups:
- the AKC show/exhibition structure of groups:
- Working (to which the Boxer is assigned), Herding, Sporting,
Non-Sporting, Hound, Terrier, and Toy.
- Guilty as sin:
- that face that boxers make when they are as guilty as hell,
but they don't think you know that; They act like your shadow
the whole time, but everytime they 'nosed' a particular item,
they got a short sharp NO!!!. They back off to a respectful distance
and continued watching. After finishing with what you are doing,
you leave for a second. On returning you see them, sitting stock
still like a statue, absolute photo material, with their beautiful
big regal head held high, neck arched, ears pitched forward and
piercing eyes just looking straight at you, not moving a muscle,
they look magnificent except for something in their MOUTH! You
walk up to them and remove the offending item from their lips
and wave it in their face. They knew they were in for it and
bolted.
- Gurpy noises; HEADS UP:
- the noises made before a boxer vomits.
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